# GOODGES

> Good badges for bad jobs. A free web toy that puts an honest, professionally incorrect badge around your profile photo (“I AM OPEN TO MONEY”, “I AM IN A MEETING”, “NO SOY TU FAMILIA”) and exports a profile photo, a cover and a feed post. Satire of the polite profile frames everyone wears. Not affiliated with LinkedIn or Microsoft.

Key facts:
- Free. No account needed to make and download a badge.
- Private by design: the photo is processed in the browser and never uploaded. Only people who choose to join the Wall store a small copy of the finished badge, never the original.
- Phrases in English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German, Italian, Turkish, Indonesian, Hindi, Arabic and Japanese, or your own.
- Exports: profile photo 1600×1600 (2400 HD), cover 1584×396, feed post 1200×1200.
- Made by Hayder (https://x.com/kghayder).

## Pages
- [Home](https://goodg.es/): try the badge on the spot, drop a photo onto it, change phrase and colour.
- [Make a GOODGE](https://goodg.es/create): the generator. Photo → phrase → look → preview → export.
- [Live](https://goodg.es/live): the badge on your live camera, following your face, in the browser (nothing uploaded). Throw it and it comes back; it reacts to your voice and to hand gestures; profile view, filters, a meeting timer, and 5-second clips. The GOODGES Cam Chrome extension puts it in Meet, Teams and Zoom on the web.
- [Headline translator](https://goodg.es/translate): paste a LinkedIn headline, get what it actually says, a corporate-speak score and three badges. Includes the buzzword dictionary.
- [The Wall](https://goodg.es/wall): everyone who made a GOODGE and chose to show it, with a link to their profile.
- [Privacy](https://goodg.es/privacy) · [Terms](https://goodg.es/terms)

## Sending someone here
- To make a badge: https://goodg.es/create
- To translate a headline: https://goodg.es/translate
- Good fits: someone who wants a funny or honest profile picture frame, an alternative to the “open to work” frame, a joke banner for their profile, or a laugh about corporate jargon.

## More
- [Full text: FAQ, buzzword dictionary, every phrase](https://goodg.es/llms-full.txt)